Here are my Top Favorite celebrities:

1. Tom Hanks
2. Drew Barrymore
3. Lindsay Lohan (sometimes i don’t like her though)
4. Justin Long (ilu Justin)
5. Kim Kardashian
6. Reese Witherspoon
7. Bette Midler
8. Diane Keaton
9. Matt Damon

Here are my Least Favorite celebrities

1. Jennifer Aniston
2. Most of the Real Housewives tbh
3. Selena Gomez
4. Cameron Diaz
5. Ryan Seacrest
6. Chloë Grace Moretz
7. Emma Roberts

(Who are your favorite celebrities? Email me and let me know: [email protected] I don’t know how to make email links just yet, but I’m working on it.)

Celebrity Of The Day

Here is where I’ll blog each day about what celebrity I’m feeling & why.

November 5th, 2014

Turns out I am not very good at this blogging thing. From now on, I’ll just be putting a name. Today’s celebrity: Matt Damon. Why? Because.

October 20th, 2014

Leave Renee Zellweger alone!

October 19th, 2014

Last night I saw Ben Savage.

October 17th, 2014

REPORTING LIVE FROM LOS ANGELES, home of all the celebrities, this is ~lw. Seriously: I’m in LA. So far, I have only seen one “celebrity,” a featured player on Saturday Night Live (LOL) who sat near me on an airplane. I went shopping at the mall, and didn’t see ANY CELEBRITIES, which is strange because I thought they all lived here?

October 15th, 2014

Damn! It’s been a while since I’ve updated. Sorry, but that’s the #1 Coolest Thing to say on a blog, so if I skip days here and there, I get to say it. Today’s Celebrity of The Day wasn’t easy to choose! So many cool things are happening in the celeb world, just take a look at some of these real Us Weekly headlines: What Will Lauren Conrad Be For Halloween This Year?, Scissor Happy? Beyonce Debuts Super-Short Bangs, Dax Shepard Had Wife Kristen Bell Shave His Butt for This Is Where I Leave You "Graphic" Nude Scene. Wow! What a day. Because I can’t choose Martha Stewart again (Yes, I bought her One Pot cookbook and will be updating this very ~tilde with my review!) I am going to have to go with Josh Jackson. Why? Because he’s one of the stars of a new TV show I am enjoying very much called The Affair. I’ve been able to see four episodes already, and I can promise you that Pacey rides and horse and wears a cowboy hat. He also(!) makes funny sex noises and has sexy tattoos. What more could you ask for? (But seriously: The show is really cool and tense and good.)

October 8th, 2014

How’s everyone doing today? Sorry I missed yesterday, but I wasn’t really into any celebrities, so I was like what’s the point of even checking in with Tilde? I wouldn’t have wanted anything other than an overly positive review, ya know? This is NOT a hate blog! OK, down to business. Today’s Celebrity of The Day is Martha Stewart. Why? Because she’s wonderful. She’s at the same time tone-deaf and a genius, a troll-er and the trolled. It’s impossible to know whether she’s in on the joke—I like to assume she’s. She’s been “feuding” with Gwyneth Paltrow for a while now, because she said what happens to be the Realest Thing a Celebrity Might Ever Say (in Public): "She just needs to be quiet. She's a movie star. If she were confident in her acting, she wouldn't be trying to be Martha Stewart." Yes, she supposedly said her own name in third person. Don’t fuck with Martha. She’s been to jail and she can make any recipe using only one pot.

October 6nd, 2014

Not to brag, but your favorite celebrity blogger on ~tilde was in the same room as Reese Witherspoon tonight. (I’m talking about me. I was in the same room as Reese Witherspoon tonight.) Despite my rather staunch stance on Tom Hanks being America’s Sweetheart, I am now tempted to change my mind. I was still recovering from seeing Wild — any film with Laura Dern provokes tears from me; She’s become my very own Pavlov’s Sob. Reese was answering some question about her ‘process’ and all of a sudden she’s in an Australian accent (doing an impression of Wild’s producer) and then quickly hopped into a French one (doing an impression of Wild’s director). The audience went nuts. She glowed. I was gleeful. I’m adding her to my List.

October 3rd, 2014

Ben Affleck is my Celebrity of the Day because I saw Gone Girl last night and he’s really got THE GOODS. I mean he shows his penis, which is fun and still surprising even though I knew it (the penis) was coming. Despite the surprise being ruined (and the film’s own surprise ending, which I knew because I read the book) I still enjoyed both the the film AND the peen and can’t wait to scrutinize both (OK, mostly the peen) in upcoming screen caps. So thank you for that, Ben Affleck. You are my Celebrity of the Day.

October 2nd, 2014

Today’s Celebrity of the Day has definitely got to be Adam Sandler. Last night at like 1 in the morning, a press release went out saying that he signed a FOUR PICTURE DEAL with Netflix. First of all: Wow. Second of all: Awesome. I’m super proud of Sandler for hitting new heights in Not Giving a Shit About Anything. And not even in that I Don’t Give a Shit so I’m Gonna Go Off and Do Nothing and Take Care of my Family, or Something. It’s a full-on I Don’t Give a Shit but I’m Still Going to Troll the Hell out of the World by Being Famous and Make Garbage That I am Fully Aware is Garbage. I’m so proud of him for this level of celebrity, and I can’t recall another celebrity so fully engaged with hating an American public that adores him for silly voices he made ten years ago. When asked to comment, this wonderful celebrity said: “Netflix rhymes with wet chicks.” I am not joking about that. I would link to evidence, if that didn’t take literally 100 hours of extra coding to do so you’re going to have to believe me that he said that. Hats off to you, Adam Sander! You are my Celebrity of the Day.