The Bastard Operator From Hell
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The Original Bastard Menu From
Hell
The electronic rights of the original BOFH are owned by DATAMATION
magazine.
All other rights are retained by Simon Travaglia.
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The New Bastard Menu From Hell
The electronic rights of the new BOFH are owned by NETWORK
WEEK magazine.
All other rights are retained by Simon Travaglia.
The Bastard '97
The Bastard '98
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The BOFH is visited by the ghost of Christmas past ...
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There is still love and compassion in the world of network management ...
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A visitor from the past is impressed by modern standards of bastardly behaviour
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How a career in modelling leads to an executive position ...
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The boss needs to track down two mysterious contractors ...
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The BOFH shows corporate spirit in a team-building event ...
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The BOFH stays cool while a stocktaking session gets hot ...
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The BOFH Has a cunning plan to knock the helldesk down to size ...
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Shape up or face budget cuts - what will the BOFH do?
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The users are away from the office... and the BOFH and PFY miss them?
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While the PFY plays Tunnel-Monkey, the BOFH has other fish to fry ...
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The presence of the company architect inspires a bit of bastardly trickery
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Why would anyone leave the BOFH and the PFY out of games day?
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A US buyout results in a visit stateside and plenty of new kit...all expensives
paid
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Translating engineer excuses into non-fiction can be a difficult task ...
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The boss and the PFY both suffer from computer acronym dependence ...
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The PFY is displaying signs of geekism. Can he be saved?
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The BOFH explains his new 'Management Stack Theory' to the PFY ...
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A turncoat beancounter and a computing audit get in the way ...
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There's nothing better than a contractor still wet behind the ears ...
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There's nothing the BOFH and PFY love more than a challenge ...
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A spot of humiliation serves the Boss right ...
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The millennium bomb has nothing on BOFH�s boss on the strength of just one
pint ...
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The BOFH is on course for some tequila in the sun ...
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The BOFH volunteers to man the Helldesk to escape the boredom of routine ...
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Will the BOFH use Roboboss again in this year's gladiatorial clash with the
R&D boys?
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While the PFY's holding a torch for Carole, someone's torching the Welsh office
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The BOFH and PFY attend a 'bored' meeting ...
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The building is repainted in the lurid colour scheme of 'Teletubby Land' ...
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The disappearing telecomms manager, his lawnmower and his 'grass-widow' ...
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The BOFH steps in to help with a staff identity crisis ...
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Making a bit on the side by renting out "surplus" desktop capacity
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Hypochondria in the office is all the rage, but when a psychiatrist is called
in it's only a means to an end ...
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The BOFH comes to grips with the remote working boom ...
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The BOFH and the PFY are asked to account for their time ...
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The BOFH is feeling the worse for wear after messing with the teatime continuum
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Try telling a hospitalised boss why safety procedures have been ignored ...
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The BOFH is not conned by a bogus computer range ...
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It's not just the BOFH who thinks the boss's credit card'll do nicely ...
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The eye on the wall has seen all - it's time for desperate measures ...
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The BOFH can't resist the cry for help from a fellow bastard in Wales ...
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Free association has its dangers in the company therapy sessions ...
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The BOFH leaves the boss shell-shocked with a Minesweeper depth-charge ...
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The music-loving BOFH sends the boss a message - load and clear
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There's a new Bastard in town ...
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The Bastard's devised a handy new utility called the BSD ...