* Strength is being able to crush a tomato.
* Dexterity is being able to dodge a tomato.
* Constitution is being able to eat a bad tomato.
* Intelligence is knowing a tomato is a fruit.
* Wisdom is knowing not to put a tomato in a fruit salad.
* Charisma is being able to sell a tomato based fruit salad.
-- tan620
-- D&D Reddit “D&D Stats Explained With Tomatoes” ( )
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